Maybe he gets his excitement from viewing porn in public.

There is a young guy at the bar who often views porn on his phone while he has his drinks. He used to work in the kitchen; he doesn't work in the kitchen anymore, but he still comes to the bar, it is where his friends are. And he occasionally eats meals from the kitchen, which lets you know that, one, the kitchen must be relatively clean since he knows its secrets, and, two, he left the job amicably, because he trusts them with his food.

As I said, he sits at the bar and, a lot of the time, views porn on his phone. He is not masturbating while doing this, so it is kind of a gray area. Unless you are looking over his shoulder you wouldn't know what he is watching. But sometimes people get jammed shoulder-to-shoulder at the bar, and you kinda can't help looking over one's shoulder. Like I said: a gray area.

Maybe he gets his excitement from viewing porn in public. Who knows: maybe he thinks a college girl will accidentally see his screen and say "Hey! I like doing that: I want to do that with you." Not that it would happen, but maybe when you get jaded strange things seem more possible, so: optimistically jaded. And watching porn on your phone in the bar seems kind of jaded to me. Or maybe it is just another instance of the collapse of Society. Either / or.

Like I said, he doesn't masturbate there at the bar. But he does disappear to the bathroom a lot. Of course, when you are drinking beer you may tend to urinate a lot. In the bathroom. So maybe he is just urinating.

I really don't want to know otherwise.

And I hope he washes his hands.


- james james

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